If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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