People with herpes should wear stickers.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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