butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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