my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
