Buhtt sex?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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