Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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