how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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