Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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