We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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