ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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