using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
