he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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