is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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