After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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