My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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