is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Barsexuality is the new black.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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