Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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