Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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