I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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