he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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