I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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