I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I would ride that face into the sunset
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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