thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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