You're earring is so big in my mouth
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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