What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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