i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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