I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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