its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
