i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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