She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I can text with my tongue
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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