I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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