if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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