I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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