Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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