we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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