I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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