how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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