At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
50% drunk capacity currently
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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