You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I don't deserve a penis
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I could fuck to npr.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
