I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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