you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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