I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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