glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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