we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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