thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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