if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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