Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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