Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We need a shit load of segways right now
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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