Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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