Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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